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Namecalling

February 15th, 2010 (03:35 pm)
horny

current mood: horny



"Hey, Honeydrop!"


".. what did you call me?"


"BonBon?"


".....?"


"Starshine?"


".. Bones.."


"Smoochie?"


"Bones."


"Cookiecrumb?"


"Bones!"


"What's wrong, my lil' muffin?"


"What the hell have you been smoking, Bones?!"


"Dunno what you're talking 'bout, Angelcakes.."


"Stop it!"


"Stop what, Diamond eyes?"


"Stop calling me weird shit!"


"I never called you 'weird shit', Kissypoo."


"..... Dammit, Bones! Stop calling me all these names!"


"What? You don't like 'em, Lambchop?"


"No, I don't like being called 'lampchop'. Seriously, what the hell, Bones?"


"....Peaces?"


"No."


"Cuddlebear?"


"If anything, you're Cuddlebear."



"Only because you love it when I cuddle you. How 'bout Cornflake?"


"No!"


"Babydoll?"


"Hell no!"


"Bubblebutt?"


"No-HEY! I have a fit ass!"


"Mmmmmmmmm and don't I know it. Snoodlebug?"


"No. Will you stop?"


"Sugarplum?"


"I HATE that nickname! And I hate plums!!"


"Ow! Fuck, Pancake, no need to get violent. ... you hate plums?"


"Yeah! And you know damn well why!"


"Awww, come on, Dumplin'. She didn't mean a thing."


"Oh yeah? Is that why you still call her?"


"Now just a minute, Rainbow Midget. She calls me. Besides, you know you're the only one who gets to take a bite out of this plum. You're my main squeeze."


"Oh my God. Did you accidentally shoot yourself with cordrazine or something?"


"Nope. What's wrong with a little nickname? You've got one for me, Sweetcheeks."


"A good one. I don't go around calling you Gummybear or... Dr. Love."


"Not sure about 'Gummybear', but you can call me Dr. Love all ya want, Snowflake."


".. I'll call you that in front of Spock if you don't stop?"


"Now, Cutiepie, that ain't exactly fair. You know he'll get jealous."


"... I'll maroon his ass on an asteroid if he does. You're mine!"


"You know I am, darlin'"


"..."


"What? No protest? Oh, don't tell me you like that one. Do ya? Darlin'?"


"....no..."


"I think you're lyin'. I think you love the thought of being my delicious, sexy, dirty darlin'."


"...Bones!"


"Sshh. You're so impatient. There's no rush, Princess."


" Oh, FUCK YOU!!"


"I fully intend to, Jim."


Comments

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk (kirktastic)
Posted at: February 15th, 2010 02:47 pm (UTC)
(Kirk/Bones) Everything to each other.

*smirks* ...My Bones calls me darlin'. *tiny, happy smile*

...Er.

You didn't hear that from me.

Posted by: Leonard H. McCoy (dr_mccoy1701)
Posted at: February 15th, 2010 03:40 pm (UTC)
*giggle*

Seems a be a thing for any version of us out there. *little smirk because he loves calling his Jim that*

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk (kirktastic)
Posted at: February 15th, 2010 10:44 pm (UTC)
(Curious - Side) What's that??

Outta curiousity...

What does your Jim call you?

Posted by: Leonard H. McCoy (dr_mccoy1701)
Posted at: February 16th, 2010 10:59 am (UTC)
EYEROLL

You mean other than Bones? Because otherwise I'd think it would be pretty damn obvious.

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk (kirktastic)
Posted at: February 16th, 2010 03:39 pm (UTC)
(Glance Concerned) You gonna be okay?

Yes, other than Bones. Duh, Bones. Duh.

Posted by: Leonard H. McCoy (dr_mccoy1701)
Posted at: February 16th, 2010 06:56 pm (UTC)

*snorts* Oh, he doesn't dare go for anything worse than 'old man'.

Posted by: Mimi (fillesanyonnon)
Posted at: February 15th, 2010 02:59 pm (UTC)

Hahaha, that was really cute, considering I do the exact same thing to mess with my girl...

*applauds* I like, I like.

Posted by: Leonard H. McCoy (dr_mccoy1701)
Posted at: February 15th, 2010 03:41 pm (UTC)
Kissy face

Thanks, man. And yeah, it's always fun to mess with the 'girls'.

Posted by: anne_higgins (anne_higgins)
Posted at: February 15th, 2010 04:19 pm (UTC)

Snort! I think Jim will have to kill him.

Although I go weak at the knees at the thought of 'darlin,' too.

Posted by: alluranna (alluranna)
Posted at: February 15th, 2010 04:33 pm (UTC)
Karl

LOL That was so cute! I loved it!!!

Posted by: Caitlyn (slashqueen15)
Posted at: February 15th, 2010 05:38 pm (UTC)

lol. i enjoyed this. darlin' makes me squee inside :D

Posted by: Leonard H McCoy, MD (dctr_mccoy)
Posted at: February 15th, 2010 10:00 pm (UTC)
off-duty little smile

I liked this otherself! I also tried Jimmy-boy once, and nearly got hit.

Posted by: James T. Kirk (toboldlygo1701)
Posted at: February 16th, 2010 04:34 am (UTC)
hero

Yeahhhh, Jimmy-boy would definitely get you decked...

Posted by: Leonard H McCoy, MD (dctr_mccoy)
Posted at: February 16th, 2010 04:50 am (UTC)
bw - watching jim

Where I'm from, it would be a term of affection, kid.

Posted by: Leonard H. McCoy (dr_mccoy1701)
Posted at: February 16th, 2010 11:01 am (UTC)
sleepy

I find if you shorten it down to Jim-boy, it doesn't get you murdered in your sleep. Fits better anyways, Jimmy-boy makes him sound like he's a damn toddler.

Posted by: thenefarius (thenefarius)
Posted at: February 15th, 2010 10:41 pm (UTC)

Thank you for brightening my day. I love all the names. XD

Posted by: laurenbrent (laurenbrent)
Posted at: February 16th, 2010 05:58 am (UTC)

Aww... this made me smile. :)

Posted by: Leonard H. McCoy (dr_mccoy1701)
Posted at: February 16th, 2010 11:02 am (UTC)
Kissy face

Always happy to put a smile on your face, sweetheart.

Posted by: gogothgirl (gogothgirl)
Posted at: February 26th, 2010 07:59 am (UTC)

somehow Bones calling Jim 'Darlin' with that southern drawl and sexyperfectgorgeous lips make me weak at the knees and going all fluffy-crazy.

..maybe its just Bones. pretty much everything he says makes me go weak at the knees and fluff-crazy.

Posted by: spockelle (spockelle)
Posted at: August 5th, 2011 05:58 am (UTC)

I love "Darlin'" too! That's got to be the hottest nickname I've ever heard, coming from Bones, that is. Nobody else can pull off Darlin' like he can.

Posted by: foxrafer (foxrafer)
Posted at: October 29th, 2010 06:47 pm (UTC)
MOME Award Nomination

Hello again. I just wanted to contact you again to see if you would consider having the following be part of the final ballot for the MOME Awards:

Namecalling - http://dr-mccoy1701.livejournal.com/2277.html
Award Category: McCoy/Kirk Ficlets

Voting is set to begin on Monday, November 1, and run through Sunday, December 12, so I'm hoping to get in touch with all the authors as soon as possible so I can get all the coding finished in time. I know I only sent the initial e-mail about a week ago but it would be great to have this award cycle finished by the end of the year which means getting the ballot posted soon.

If you'd rather not be included, that's no problem at all. Just let me know and I'll make sure your work isn't on the ballot. I just want to make sure that I've done everything possible to get in touch with you before finalizing the post for the final vote.

Thanks for your time. If you have any questions or concerns, please let me know.

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